Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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