quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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