Christians are straight up FREAKS
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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