32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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