..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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