Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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