i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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