too bad you live with your parents still
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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