That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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