i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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