i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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