I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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