In the future we'll all be gay
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I licked your asshole in confidence.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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