wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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