I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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