somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
