I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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