My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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