I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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