haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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