I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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