That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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