oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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