Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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