I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot