dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left