Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting