Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME