Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
