You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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