Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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