Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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