I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Come on in and take your pants off
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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