with your own penis?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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