Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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