you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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