google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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