Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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