I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Where is the hickey?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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