i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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