You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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