porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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