Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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