fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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