Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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