its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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