My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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