Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
