He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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