The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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