Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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