He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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