google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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