oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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