question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
