Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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